Comment on Delivery Driver Scammed DoorDash Of More Than $2.5 Million

• console@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  do you have any more bank robbing tips, asking for a friend

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  • EightBitBlood@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reddit had an AMA with a Bank Robber ten years ago that they’ve since deleted for corpo purity reasons 😂

    Here’s the big points from it:

    • Banks don’t care about losing amounts under 5k.
    • Security won’t stop you if you don’t have a visible weapon.
    • Worst they do is lock the door, so bring a hammer.
    • the goal is to get in, and get the teller to give you a couple grand asap, then leave under 10 minutes.
    • Guy did this to at least 5 different banks (all different companies) in one day, once a month, for several months.

    He eventually got caught because of the money he had, not because his face was on every security camera.

    He recommends not doing this, as do I, as it’s just not worth it.

    But just in case you wanted to know how it was done a decade ago, fuck Reddit, here’s the details they recently deleted.

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    • LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Reddit used to have an entire shoplifting subreddit that regularly made fun of its loss prevention reddit and the two subs often stole ideas from each other. There was obvious sexual tension between them

      Ofc it got banned even though it was technically a “roleplay” sub

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      • forwhomthecattolls@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        see, some days I’m happy that I didn’t grow up on the Internet and on IRC, and some days (today) I’m sad that I missed these bits of internet history. God I love this so much

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is generally advisable to not get caught.

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    • Forester@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Leave the singing to Sinatra

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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bicycles don’t have license plates 😉

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  • Forester@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/z8-Mp4LPVNw

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• skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok but what if I take it through the Pay-N-Spray after

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  • Forester@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why would you pay for paint when GTA is free?

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