Comment on Delivery Driver Scammed DoorDash Of More Than $2.5 Million

• Forester@pawb.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pro tip if you’re going to rob a bank don’t use your car as the getaway car.

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  • console@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    do you have any more bank robbing tips, asking for a friend

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    • EightBitBlood@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Reddit had an AMA with a Bank Robber ten years ago that they’ve since deleted for corpo purity reasons 😂

      Here’s the big points from it:

      • Banks don’t care about losing amounts under 5k.
      • Security won’t stop you if you don’t have a visible weapon.
      • Worst they do is lock the door, so bring a hammer.
      • the goal is to get in, and get the teller to give you a couple grand asap, then leave under 10 minutes.
      • Guy did this to at least 5 different banks (all different companies) in one day, once a month, for several months.

      He eventually got caught because of the money he had, not because his face was on every security camera.

      He recommends not doing this, as do I, as it’s just not worth it.

      But just in case you wanted to know how it was done a decade ago, fuck Reddit, here’s the details they recently deleted.

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      • LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Reddit used to have an entire shoplifting subreddit that regularly made fun of its loss prevention reddit and the two subs often stole ideas from each other. There was obvious sexual tension between them

        Ofc it got banned even though it was technically a “roleplay” sub

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    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It is generally advisable to not get caught.

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      • Forester@pawb.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Leave the singing to Sinatra

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    • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bicycles don’t have license plates 😉

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    • Forester@pawb.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      youtu.be/z8-Mp4LPVNw

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ok but what if I take it through the Pay-N-Spray after

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    • Forester@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why would you pay for paint when GTA is free?

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• flandish@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i’d go with 8 proxies and a dial up modem on one end just to be safe.

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or you could just not rip off DoorDash for 2.5mil

  I’m not here to help you commit fraud.

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not sure you can defraud a criminal organization.

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    • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, it is fraud, but I didn’t see nothin’ 😏

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    • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Of course you can.

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