Comment

Comment on Microsoft laying off about 6,000 people, or 3% of its workforce

And when they start going down financially, they might invade Madagascar or Guyana or something like that as a last resort and turn into a pirate republic, having enough troops. Yes.

source

Sort:hotnew top

FarmTaco@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
arr me hearties, batten down the customer support, load the software cannons!

source
- turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.
  
  source
  - Archer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    As usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams
    
    source
- Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  The cannon bluescreened when we tried to fire it. Now its just stuck and the fuse keeps resetting.
  
  source