Comment on Microsoft laying off about 6,000 people, or 3% of its workforce

kn0wmad1c@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• rottingleaf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And when they start going down financially, they might invade Madagascar or Guyana or something like that as a last resort and turn into a pirate republic, having enough troops. Yes.

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  • FarmTaco@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    arr me hearties, batten down the customer support, load the software cannons!

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    • turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.

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      • Archer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        As usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The cannon bluescreened when we tried to fire it. Now its just stuck and the fuse keeps resetting.

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