Comment on Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done
frezik@midwest.social 1 week agoNot sure if you’re serious. Splitting the loaves and fishes was an adult Jesus story. There’s not a lot about Jesus’ childhood in the canonical gospels, and the non canonical ones are a bit wild.
termaxima@programming.dev 1 week ago
Okay then I guess I was taught wrong 😅 always heard it told as right after his birth !?
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Now, stretching a wooden plank cuz he fucked up the cut, that’s a real story from baby face Jesus. That or he was probably telling someone how stretching wood would happen before that someone got into heaven or something awful like that.