“When I eliminate all the homes that normal people would classify as a starter home, I can’t find any starter homes!”

“Wait to buy a starter homes you are telling me I can’t live in a rich gentrified white neighborhood, I might have a black guy for a neighbour? That just won’t do!”

“Sorry anything not within 5 blocks of a Starbucks can’t possibly count as a starter home”

This is what people sound like when they talk about “safety” and “crime rates” and “starter homes” in the same sentence.