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CaptObvious@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They’re space sequins. They actually exfoliate your face and remove your will to live at the same time!

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  • CaptObvious@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    LOL! Glad I didn’t have a mouth full of coffee just now. :D

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    • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you did you’d probably have preferred the alternate spelling that I was going to initially go with.

      Space seedquins.

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      • CaptObvious@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        ROFL! It is and nor should you. :D

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• DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Some of the things about the future sure are weird. Bedazzled pillows, square pillows made of what appear to be cloth covered steel, forks that are either 3 huge thick prongs, or 4 needle like prongs that I’d be terrified to have coming at my face, and jumpsuits. Why does everyone wear a jumpsuit? Does no one have to pee in the future‽ And they’re all made of spandex! The poor camera operators had to play hell when Wheaton was on the show, because one bad angle and suddenly the FBI would be knocking on the door for showing underage bulge. I love star trek to death, but I don’t necessarily need to know exactly what each characters ass crack looks like, y’know?

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  • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Remember Picard’s photo album from Generations? They put photos of (non-union stand-ins for) Robert and René in a crappy Sears photo album with rumpled pages, and then since it’s a space photo album they sloppily glued the pictures to lenticular holofoil paper from a trapper keeper using what I can only assume was the last four drops of Elmer’s glue left in the bottle.

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    • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh… Oh dear, that’s rough.

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    • MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is fantastically terrible!

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  • NounsAndWords@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a speed suit.

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Go team Venture!

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  • Zorque@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They should have stuck with putting all the male ensigns in mini-skirts.

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    • CaptObvious@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Skorts, thank you. Actually, kilts would’ve been awesome.

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  • CaptObvious@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look up George Takei’s story about the jumpsuits from TMP. :)

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    • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My googlefu must be off tonight, I’m not finding it.

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      • CaptObvious@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I can’t find it either. He has a whole a schtick about the “very organic creatures” trapped in a costume that took a half hour and two assistants to escape from. It’s hilarious when he talks about losing filming time because of how long it took people to go to the bathroom.

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• WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s The Future.
  You wouldn’t understand, grandpa.

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