Comment on Shitting in my post
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Man I was a heavy alcoholic for like 12 years. I don’t take my shits for granted, every day I wake up regular and a work of art slides out my ass. I’m seriously grateful for it.
Yall don’t know what it’s like having vodka shits for that long
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 days ago
I used to dabble with opioids until I quit in like 2020 and the chronic constipation only stopped last summer. Regular shits both in interval and texture are what life is truly about.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 days ago
My brother’s an alcoholic, doesn’t eat well, smoking is what keeps him regular. He came over once cuz he needed my help selling some stuff. I eat kale pretty consistently and was making it that night. The next day unprompted he texts me “HOLY SHIT ITS NEVER BEEN SO SMOOTH!” Fuggin hilarious
Addv4@lemmy.world 4 days ago
This is honestly one of the unintended benefits of being vegetarian that you can’t always say in polite company. Haven’t had a bad bm in years (except for self inflicted circumstances).
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ok, this may be too much to ask…self inflicted?