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latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
If I were The Aliens, I would’ve stopped coming here somewhere around 2013-2014. And I don’t say this with any kind of undertone, I just feel we haven’t developed in significant ways over the past decade. They most certainly haven’t presented any social interest, so it’s a study. They’d only need vertical slices every half century to a century or so.
That depends on your description of development. Socially, economically, etc we have reverted and are doing the same things that failed 100 years ago. But there have been breakthroughs elsewhere.
Cas9 gene editing through CRISPR has opened a ton of incredibly valuable medical options around that time. The same with mRNA vaccination breakthroughs leading into the COVID era.
But mRNA isn’t new. It just got the recognition with COVID. They used to burn could you imagine if they released the vaccine and it had a burning sensation.
These are notwworthy and relevant breakthroughs, yes, but I don’t see us doing anything dramatic with this technology in less than a decade, maybe two. And that’s just for something like regrowing teeth, way longer timeline for anything fancier. We’re still just basically optimising old tech right now. New battery designs incoming, solar panel tech is getting better (slowly), we are moving, yes.
or they decide to enslave humans.
Tbh, if you have a working Alcubierre drive, slavery seems like it would be a waste of resources.
Honestly, I don’t think anyone in their right mind would risk it! We’re certifiably insane when in large masses, we’d ruin their civilisation if they’d get us all.
We’d deffo see Bezos/Musk/Zuck/etc. becoming the Breens of our timeline, and we already hate’em!
i was thinking GOAULD, aside from a couple of the system lords(Osiris evil as she was her lore in the show was wanting humans to literate , while her brother was seth was against it), most of them had impoverished slaves, ra even banned reading and writing, sound familiar to prevent the slaves turning against him on another planet.
Good point, I guess it would be back to considering the permanence of The Cave allegory. I still have that gut feeling that humanity has a sort of in-built desire for freedom and self-determination which exists somewhere beyond the conceptual, something innate. Maybe its materialisation just takes a long enough timeline and that the species is offered relative stability in terms of genetics/psychological development (i.e. they don’t just outright lobotomise us and turn us into Servitors, or smth…)
Or they took it as an opportunity to advance our technology enough to entertain us and stunt our growth. It’s like giving monkeys an endless supply of bananas, why would the monkeys do anything else any more? They got all the bananas and there’s nothing more to do for them.
It’s an easy way to get rid of competition or an emerging civilization in the galactic neighborhood. Just throw us a bone and we’ll gnaw on it for a few thousand years.
They’d need to come back and plant something else, because the side-effect of shortening attention spans has also increased the frequency at which we require new flavours of brainrot. I think this method of doing things is somewhat ineffectual.
Honestly, if I were to guess how someone would stunt us, is to “help” us improve our industry before we even grasp its implications. It essentially created Baron-Gods (and we sure do like triangles and shit!) while ensuring that we’ll choke ourselves out.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
My guess is that the Earth is a petting zoo for some aliens. The adult aliens could come here to see how weird and stupid we are, while thieir children would give us some bitcoins to see if we do anything funny. What if some conspiracy theories, like the flat earth nonsense was prank pulled by one of the visiting aliens?
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Now, now, let’s give ourselves fair share of credit, we’re dimb enough to come up with Flat Earth on our own, tyvm!:)))
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Starting the anti-vaccine conspiracy would have been too cruel. I think any young punk would be grounded for a century for pulling that off.
Instead, I’m pretty sure humans are the only species capable of such self destructive behavior and aliens can only gasp in horror as we throw ourselves into the fire.
Also, climate change denial … oh, that’s just next level stupidity. No need to bring the doomlaser here. This species will be done sooner or even sooner. Maybe try planting a smarter species here next time around?
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Surely, if something/someone intentionally caused our existence, they must be pulling out clumps of hair at this point (or equivalent gestures).
Although… well, this is purely speculative and quite a bit philosophical, but I guess it all comes down to how they’d manage fear and greed. I initially wanted to say that viciousness seems to be a facile trait for sentience, but I only have us as a sample, so…
I genuinely don’t even know what to think anymore. My sense of scale and value has been completely shattered by our contemporary debasement with Fascism and burning the planet and everything in between and around, not in a million years could I have believed humanity in general could be so stupid as to do the same horrid shit all over again, and especially not after our forerunners’ fervency of purging the very concept of Fascism. I mean, how can anyone consider a governing system so unabashedly inimical to life as a feasible way of doing things?! I… I just don’t understand it. I don’t know if I’m too stupid, or too naïve, or cloistered, or whatever the fuck else, but I just cannot process the idea of anything which looks like me behaving in such a horrid manner. I can grasp that capacity for violence, because I have it, too, but to use it in such a manner? No. That’s where my system hangs.
Coelacanth@feddit.nu 2 days ago
Ever read Roadside Picnic?
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Sounds like I should look into that.
Coelacanth@feddit.nu 1 day ago
It’s my favourite take on a first contact story. I think you’d appreciate it.