Comment on Cops are deploying AI-powered social media bots to talk to people they suspect are anything from violent sex criminals all the way to vaguely defined “protesters”

Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• oce@jlai.lu ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I really wanted to believe your real name is Banana.

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You don’t know for sure that it isn’t 😏

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• Substance_P@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hey Banana, do you want to talk about violent sex crimes that I think you’ve been thinking about, the ones that I’ve been thinking you might be thinking about doing?

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  • semperverus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Substance_P@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh man, this is Handbanana gold!

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    BananaChatBot.exe has entered the chat

    Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Don’t threaten me with a good time

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You joke, but you don’t know the level of depravity in this lil brain

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Amen. Added to that I have an extremely common name (both actually) so even if someone were to find that out, they’d still have to sift my shit from all my doppelgangers’.

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  • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    John Smith

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How many times have you faked your own death?

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