Comment on Tesla speeds up odometers to avoid warranty repairs, U.S. lawsuit claims: Reuters

• db2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No and fuck you for saying it.

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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    true horror is knowing you still have to upvote it

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  • Peffse@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ll one up them, make it one of those shitty NFT monkey cartoons

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• bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Even when back to the future enters public domain, if someone ever makes a version with the cybertruck, I’m going to be pissed at you first. The only exception is if the cybertruck can’t make it to 88mph and breaks down and the Libyans kill Marty so we don’t have to suffer any longer.

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Honestly that just sounds like a college humor skit.

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    • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Marty: “Are you telling me you built a time machine… Out of a Cybertruck??”

      Doc Brown: “The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?”

      Marty: “So you picked a Cybertruck??? What the fuck doc, it’s hideous. This is heavy, doc”

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  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The truck shorts out in the rain and catches fire instead of leaving the flaming tracks

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• CosmoNova@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That horror scenario has been floating around since the announcement of the murderous tin can. And let me just tell you despite everything I am glad there hasn‘t been a serious attempt at remaking this classic in this timeline thus far.

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• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i picture the iconic flame tire trails, but at the last second they swerve into the oncoming lane

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