Comment on Tesla speeds up odometers to avoid warranty repairs, U.S. lawsuit claims: Reuters

• Peffse@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  you made me picture a Back to the Future remake with a Tesla Truck as the time machine…

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No and fuck you for saying it.

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    • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      true horror is knowing you still have to upvote it

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    • Peffse@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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    • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ll one up them, make it one of those shitty NFT monkey cartoons

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  • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Even when back to the future enters public domain, if someone ever makes a version with the cybertruck, I’m going to be pissed at you first. The only exception is if the cybertruck can’t make it to 88mph and breaks down and the Libyans kill Marty so we don’t have to suffer any longer.

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Honestly that just sounds like a college humor skit.

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      • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Marty: “Are you telling me you built a time machine… Out of a Cybertruck??”

        Doc Brown: “The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?”

        Marty: “So you picked a Cybertruck??? What the fuck doc, it’s hideous. This is heavy, doc”

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    • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The truck shorts out in the rain and catches fire instead of leaving the flaming tracks

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  • CosmoNova@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That horror scenario has been floating around since the announcement of the murderous tin can. And let me just tell you despite everything I am glad there hasn‘t been a serious attempt at remaking this classic in this timeline thus far.

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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    i picture the iconic flame tire trails, but at the last second they swerve into the oncoming lane

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Elmo is a scammer, he has been for at least a decade. Most of the words coming out of his mouth are lies, nothing not this is new or news

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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the thing about some people is that once you figure out what “their” truth is, you realize why they say they “can’t lie” and it doesn’t make sense. i’m not saying i’ve got HIS number yet, but i’m sure it’s pretty easy to anyone with physical access to him. just like a pc.

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