Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
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clonedhuman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I wish someone would spoon me
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.