So I get up and I lift my matress off the frame, now holding it 6 feet in the air. I can vaguely see the pulsating, but it’s mostly gone now. That’s when I see it.

My Wii which was 5 feet away from my bed, and at ground level, and was behind me when I was looking under the bed, was pulsating blue around the disc slot.

Well it turns out theres a feature if your friend sends you a mail to your friend code, you get the mail, and your wii pulsates to notify you. Even if the wii is off.

I abruptly turned that feature off. Then I smoked a bowl, because I needed to calm down. That was an ordeal!