Alf’s favorite food was neighborhood cats. And that’s how I remembered it because I was an innocent child who was going to heaven. It never dawned on me until today, the day the internet caught me slipping, that this literally makes him a pussy eater.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Alf was 80s innuendo about crushin puss that slid past the censors??
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Alf’s favorite food was neighborhood cats. And that’s how I remembered it because I was an innocent child who was going to heaven. It never dawned on me until today, the day the internet caught me slipping, that this literally makes him a pussy eater.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
I’d bloody kill him if he ate my pussy.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
You’re welcome ❤️