Rocks are real people. That’s why they make great pets.
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groolthedemon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Rocks aren’t real people!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It’s all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 11 months ago
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Rocks are not mere pets, do not be so arrogant to think of them as such. You might think of them as tools but you’d be wrong about that was well. We are the tools. We have been tools from the moment a human first picked up on of those profane things. A rock hungers for violence and murder yet lacks the capacity to perform such feats on its own. They use us, like Cain of old, to turn the grindstone wet with blood for goals beyond our understanding.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 11 months ago
True. OP needs to do his own reading.
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Brotherhood of Stone has been at this for centuries making people believe in rocks. Its the most despicable, heinous, ludicrous conspiracy that has its claws reaching into everything, literally everything. I’ve been researching it for decades and I still haven’t found just how far the rabbit hole goes.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 11 months ago
Fucking Brotherhoods are never up to anything good.
griff@lemmings.world 11 months ago
um…ROCK Hudson?? Dwayne Johnson?
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Obviously sleeper agents to spread the infernal unnatural words of the geologist conspiracy. Rock Hudson! Just look how long they’ve been keeping the blinders on all of us.
griff@lemmings.world 11 months ago
so true!!!