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Coincidentally, after I posted that, there was a lot of squeaking and foot drumming from the cage, all coming from the previously ailing gerbil. I Googled it and it said this was a sign of excitement or if they were scared or wanted to mate. I looked in and he was humping the life out of his (surprised) gerbil friend (same sex). So he’s not just recovered but he’s become a sexual predator. The wonders of sunflower seeds.

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tkc@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
At this rate, I’m starting to believe you’re operating some wonder recovery facility. Maybe this I’d what you were put on this earth to do haha.

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- Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  The gerbil healer? I have The Touch. Although I am putting it down to the sunflower seeds - it’s like some kind of gerbil panacea and Viagra all in one. I’m afraid to try them.
  
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  - tkc@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    People will be flocking to your door, begging you to heal their impotent Gerbils.
    
    You’re a bonafide Jesus for the Gerbil, a Gebus.
    
    sos-save-me
    
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    Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Apparently , I can save gerbils but they do become a sex pest. It’s like dirty Pet Sematary.
    
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