Comment on Success Saturday - 26th August 2923

• Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Coincidentally, after I posted that, there was a lot of squeaking and foot drumming from the cage, all coming from the previously ailing gerbil. I Googled it and it said this was a sign of excitement or if they were scared or wanted to mate. I looked in and he was humping the life out of his (surprised) gerbil friend (same sex). So he’s not just recovered but he’s become a sexual predator. The wonders of sunflower seeds.

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  • tkc@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At this rate, I’m starting to believe you’re operating some wonder recovery facility. Maybe this I’d what you were put on this earth to do haha.

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    • Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The gerbil healer? I have The Touch. Although I am putting it down to the sunflower seeds - it’s like some kind of gerbil panacea and Viagra all in one. I’m afraid to try them.

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      • tkc@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        People will be flocking to your door, begging you to heal their impotent Gerbils.

        You’re a bonafide Jesus for the Gerbil, a Gebus.

        sos-save-me

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• Mex@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  you and me both!

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