Comment on I tried THIS and it actually works all the time

shani66@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.

  Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you’ll receive in exchange.

  And in case you’re wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Source: experimental investigation.

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    • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This really deserves at least 3/4 the amount of upvotes as the one it’s responding to

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  • SamB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let’s talk about some aged goat cheese directly from Tuscany.

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