Comment on I've evaluated my net worth to be over 100,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.

ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At best we can only give you 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.

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• threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How do you remember your username?

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  • ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t. I rely 100% on my password manager to autofill my usernames and passwords.

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