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Lumidaub@feddit.org â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
Goddammit itâs real.
When I was a kid, I asked a science teacher: âWhy donât humans just evolve to adapt to the ozone layer being goneâ
The teacher responded: âThatâs not how evolution worksâŚâ (and then explained it)
An UNDER-PAID TEACHER can understand that, are these journalists just kids who never paid attention in class?
I mean, evolution kind of might work around the ozone layer being gone. People just need to have children before the skin cancer kills them and thatâs totally possible. Might be good if the parents donât die when the kids are too little.
Evolution really doesnât care about your personal well-being and wonât help you. It might âevolveâ the human race to get children earlier in their teens, because everybody over 30 is dead from skin cancer and microplastics, but maybe the better solution is to use something different in hair spray and fridges.
Yep. Very much so. Same for cold and high altitudes. Our bodies really are extra badass.
Just so weâre on the same page, I wasnât unsure whether it is possible to acclimatise oneâs body to different temperatures but whether this was something someone actually had the gall to write about as a âclimate solutionâ.
Oh. I got ya. Lol
Also, occasionally, athletes just fucking drop dead while doing so. And theyâre the healthiest among us.
Autopsies always find that they have defective hearts or heart valves if it isnât an aneurysm. Healthy athletes never really drop dead without a pre existing cause.
or shitloads of drugs
brucethemoose@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
Oh my god, I thought this was an Onion meme.
WTF.