Stick it between the prong of an electric plug, then plug into an outlet. Instafried
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Smash it with a hammer for a minute or two, then microwave the chunks.
That’ll probably do the trick.
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 days ago
glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Bonus points for shitting it out in multiple places also.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
… I …uh…
I dunno how you’d be able to actually accomplish that.
You could poo in multiple places over the course of a few days… but chances are the actual remnants of the sd card would come out in the same poo.
bastion@feddit.nl 3 days ago
ok, here:
put it in a blender, and then put the resultant powder in a pepper shaker that’s about 1/4 full. Use it normally to heavily until fully consumed in order to have maximal sd/poop dispersion.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Damnit.
Yeah, ok, that would work.
Congratulations, you have invented a new spice, made of mostly microplastics and a dash of metals, a few of which can bioaccumulate and cause organ / nervous system disruption.