mmm big egg 🥚
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voldage@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, that only proves that those trans people are sneaking into bathrooms. We all know that the deep state dedicates a substantial amount of resources to make sure trans women get to piss in the sinks in women bathrooms. That’s why they make them so good at sports, so they can ninja their way to the most purests of sinks. And the eggs are expensive because the deep state loans the money for transing kids from the Big Egg. Why did you think those trans people call cis people eggs? They’re going to eat us. And piss in our sinks.
stopdropandprole@lemmy.world 1 month ago
hansolo@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Mom, I told you that you can only be on the internet for 30 minutes a day, and that can only be on Facebook.
Look at you, on Lemmy? You’re gonna let the communists win like that? Look what they did to you! You’re basically a tankie now!
Now go get Dad from the garage and tell him about about how the gay chemtrail frogs edited Jeffry Epstein’s flight logs.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Every time I see a reference to the most common thing used as an example of Alex Jones sounding absolutely absurd “They’re putting chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay!” I feel the need to point out that they (cities and dairy farms) were in fact putting chemicals (synthetic estrogens) in the water that actually were turning the frogs gay and/or trans (depending on things like exact species and dosage).
Less ridiculous conspiracy and more obscure environmental issue of some species being very sensitive to a pollutant we don’t think about much.
He was actually describing a real issue that exists, just in the most insane sounding manner conceivable.