Your friend fucks your girlfriend for you with your dick?
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puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
ex-mormon here, born and raised.
yeah. it’s actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that’s also okay, because you’re not the one making the movements!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Holy shit I’m dead.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sorry to hear that hope you get better soon.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 2 days ago
That’s a wingman and a half.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The technical term is “jump hump”