Comment on 'Uber for Armed Guards' Rushes to Market Following the Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO | Are you scared to walk down the streets of NYC and also have too much money? There's an app for that

Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Found a good use for crowdfunding.

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• Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Exactly, if $ will get you a thug defense…$$ will get you a thug offense.

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Auction mode would be a nice feature

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• HelixDab2@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  …Or one of the guards has a family member kidnapped and held unless they oopsie, looked the wrong way.

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  • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Easier way is just to signup. Maybe they vet some of the bodyguards…

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    • HelixDab2@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It sounds like potential guards have to have combat experience or significant police experience. So it’s probably not something the average person is going to be able to do.

      OTOH, a single bodyguard mercing their protectee would nuke the whole company, which would be pretty funny.

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      • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Please God it would be so fucking funny

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It happens

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  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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