I’ll tell you a little secret.
99% of all the junk ever made came out of Santa’s bag. If you just shove all that junk back in the bag and destroy the bag, problem solved! 👍
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 days agoAre you saying his theme song is a lie? Because it says he’s going to take pollution down to zero!
I’ll tell you a little secret.
99% of all the junk ever made came out of Santa’s bag. If you just shove all that junk back in the bag and destroy the bag, problem solved! 👍
So what I’m hearing is that we need to throw 99% of our garbage away at the north pole.
Exactly. And arrest Santa and do away with those pesky elves while we’re at it.
otp@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Some would say that’s what’ll happen when the human population is down to zero
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Not for many thousands of years afterward.