Comment on UnitedHealth updates data breach impact to 190 million people, nearly doubling previous estimate

• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In 8 years you’ll get a visa gift card with 12 cents on it

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well they make, what, 80 Billion a year? So 80B/190M = $421 each? Plus we’d fuck them over? Hey, we got nothing better to do but get sick and die.

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    • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fuck $421. Should be free healthcare, no copay no deductible no denials, for those affected. Really teach those bastards.

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      • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Agreed but every bit helps.

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    • Gerudo@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      After lawyer fees, it’ll be back down to 12 cents.

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      • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Depends on the lawyers, dunnit.

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