“Three things to remember when you get older: Never pass up a bathroom… never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List)
Comment on I kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right now
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
How old are you? I’ve heard it said “Never trust a fart over forty” so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age.
adarza@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
A good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭