Comment on Treat taking a dump like a sport

• Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ll do you better, and someone out there may know it’s me.

  I once was in a river,

  downstream from many givers,

  and then began to shiver,

  I felt a slide go past my liver.

  There I was alone;

  the house far, and across stone;

  and my south began to groan;

  from my lips I droned, “oh no.”

  I tried to climb the rise,`

  while tightly clamping thighs,

  but as I soon surmised,

  I couldn’t hold the surprise.

  All the river floaters watched,

  as my privacy I botched,

  there right upon the stony swatch,

  what horror flowed right from my crotch.

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  • kablammy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s a very fancy “diarrhoea cha-cha-cha”.

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