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Worst experience of my shitting life was when I didn’t defecate prior to the monthly jog. Luckily I could squeeze through the fence of the golf club I was near, and it was early enough nobody was around to ‘report’ me, AND they had the course’s bathroom door unlocked. Now I just exercise at home where there’s a bathroom within safe jumping distance.

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Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
With every successive word in your post I was sure it was going to end with you shitting in the bushes.

Kinda disappointed now to be honest. You owe me one poop in the bushes.

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- Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  I’ll do you better, and someone out there may know it’s me.
  
  I once was in a river,
  
  downstream from many givers,
  
  and then began to shiver,
  
  I felt a slide go past my liver.
  
  There I was alone;
  
  the house far, and across stone;
  
  and my south began to groan;
  
  from my lips I droned, “oh no.”
  
  I tried to climb the rise,`
  
  while tightly clamping thighs,
  
  but as I soon surmised,
  
  I couldn’t hold the surprise.
  
  All the river floaters watched,
  
  as my privacy I botched,
  
  there right upon the stony swatch,
  
  what horror flowed right from my crotch.
  
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  - kablammy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    That’s a very fancy “diarrhoea cha-cha-cha”.
    
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passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Welcome to lemmy, glad you’re here. That was hilarious

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De_Narm@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
I guess you haven’t had bad hemorrhoids yet, lucky you.

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