Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil?

dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

Pink, you can control any situation with that.

You got some dude coming to attack you with a knife? Point finger guns at him and say “Poop”, the poop instantly stopping them in their tracks, confusing the ever loving fuck out of them… Then you do it again while they stare at you, slowly working out it’s you doing this.

You walk up to them as the slowly try to retreat from you, you hit them in more time and walk off into the distance, leaving him to try to get home without anyone noticing he pooped his pants, because who’s gonna believe him?

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