Comment on If we eat three meals a day, why do we poop only once?

Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• blackbelt352@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time

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  • prole@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

    If only the inequality gap were this small…

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    • blackbelt352@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Boss make a grand, I make a buck, that’s why I’m stealing the catalytic converter off the company truck.

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      • prole@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Well played!

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  • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Elmo boogieing on the potty is what I see in my head

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    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Image

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      • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Thats the one!

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• GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Society must have taught me poorly because I poop at work as frequently as my body tells me to

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• prole@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Because we are taught by society to not poop at work.

  LOL I must have been home sick during that lesson…

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• belastend@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  We live in a society

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