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• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Humans can fuck grapes with impunity

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I… I don’t think I can.

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    • harmsy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Seems like a skill issue to me.

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Dude, I don’t mean to boast, but honestly, I think my dick is just WAY too big. Like, I would DESTROY that grape instantly if I tried. It’s not just a trick of the camera angle, it just is that big. Honestly, I don’t even need to get out a measuring tape to tell you that even with a massive grape, it’s just not going to fit.

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      • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        nothing worse than getting a grape seed stuck in your peehole…

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      C’mon David. They want you to. Do it for them, buddy.

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The grapes? I can never tell when a grape wants some action. My whole life, I’ve missed every single signal. Well, that, or the grapes just don’t find me attractive, like, EVER.

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