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• xmunk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sashimi: do I not even exist, bro?

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Slap a whole fish down in front of you.

    You: “Not cooked”

    slice filled of fish off and present it.

    You: “Not cooked”

    slice filled into small bite size pieces and squirter some neon green horseradish next to it

    You: “Dis is cooked!”

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    • xmunk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yea, it looks fucking delicious. Thank you for cooking me a fine meal!

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  • Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ha, you actually believe in Sashimi? Crazy.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What if I want my musubi extra crunchy?

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  • Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Then you should opt the spam out for soused harring.

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