Comment on Indestructible quartz crystal can store 360TB of data for billions of years

foofiepie@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• lemmyng@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s indestructible, but not unflushable.

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• kitnaht@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Throw it in my pocket with my keys and my spare pocket sand. It’ll be destroyed.

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  • FlashZordon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Rusty Shackleford??

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    • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shi shaw!

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• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plot twist: it destroys your child. Not physically, morally.

  With these new infrastructure powers, your child enslaves the entirety of mankind. Forced to adopt a bewildered child’s point of view, humans spend all day with their families and friends, get ample sleep, share food and housing, laugh, cry, and find unbeatable protection just by being near those they love.

  People love and lift each other to new heights of unshackled peace. Sciences and arts flourish and humanity enters unprecedented phases of discovery, health, and empathy.

  But because your child is the villain of this story, all the politicians and capitalists declare war on your indestructible child. They all lose and die. The villain wins. Everyone celebrates.

  The end.

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  • foofiepie@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He would force everybody to be kind to animals and each other, eat raw vegetables, spend more time in the play park and participate in bushcraft activities. He would also ban chromebooks if his opinion of the school computers is anything to go by.

    Yes I said raw vegetables. He’s an loveable anomaly.

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He would also ban chromebooks if his opinion of the school computers is anything to go by.

      He’s got my vote lol

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    • foofiepie@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He would force everybody to be kind to animals and each other, eat raw vegetables, spend more time in the play park and participate in bushcraft activities. He would also ban chromebooks if his opinion of the school computers is anything to go by.

      Yes I said raw vegetables. He’s a loveable anomaly.

      Edit: almost forgot. We would have to spend slightly longer than is healthy, playing Minecraft.

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      • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Edit it again! Put me in the comment!

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• possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Careful, it may very well kill your kid and upload them to the cloud

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