Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening.

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why helium?

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  • homesnatch@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    To inflate the dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.

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  • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.

      Good plan, actually.

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So they float, of course.

    This is an old internet joke.

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