Comment on Wells Fargo employee found dead in cubicle 4 days after she clocked in: ‘She was just lying on her desk’
Pressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
And it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
And at some point you start enjoying them.
Unless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
And at some point you start enjoying them.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Unless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…