Galapagon

@Galapagon@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'No-bra, no-exam' rule at Nigerian university sparks outrage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “In the footage, female staff at Olabisi Onabanjo University in south-western Ogun State are seen touching some students’ chests as they queue to enter an examination hall.”

  This is also the only way someone could tell if you have something that, ya know, wraps around your back as well?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤯🤯🤯⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If he’s a sponge, wouldn’t his pants be square? Checkmate atheists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's there any salvation for this orchid...?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d cut off the flower stalk and stick to misting the leaves and air roots. Eventually it should grow a new flower stem when it’s ready. Probably at least a year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apparently it was in the manual, but I'm just learning it now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t have the gun, but I had duck hunt, so I could only control the duck. Needless to say I didn’t play much duck hunt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scheduled Upgrade to 0.19.11 - May 2nd 2025 @ 8PM EDT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I object! I know we’re already past the window, I just wanted to let you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla speeds up odometers to avoid warranty repairs, U.S. lawsuit claims: Reuters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re both right for different part of the drifts, but IANAD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Retirees 'stunned' as market turmoil over tariffs shrinks their 401(k)s⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw this coming, but everything I read online to prepare for this says “get rid of bad debt” “buy extra groceries that don’t expire” Not very helpful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stocks tumble after Trump says long-threatened tariffs are coming⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sick of winning 🎉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Girl without smartphone unable to join in lesson — 'I feel guilty for not buying my daughter one for school'⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ap nor ae?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I totally skipped that word, my bad!