Starik

With depravity I break laws of gravity

Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier

I go boldly through space and time

The sky’s the limit, but they’re limiting the sky

I break orbit by habit

I ignite satellites and leave rings round the planets

A flying ace like that beagle

Nevertheless this alien remains illegal

Cause their discovery don’t cover me, the immigrants

Been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate

Discriminate against the distant and disclaim this

Cause small minds can’t see past Uranus

But I shun their rays, cause stun’s just a phase

And my odyssey runs in 2001 ways

And I can see clearly now like Hubble

Shoved off the shuttle, here’s my rebuttal It’s a planet

Who do you represent? I represent the smallest planet

Attorney in this tourney versus those who tried to ban it

If you don’t agree, go see Interplanet Janet

Cause the sun is star, like Pluto is planet

So lend me all your ears and let me state my case

About all the types of satellites we must embrace

Cause like parents’ great-grandparents

This planet was an immigrant; to deport it’s an offense

It’s an upstanding member of the solar system

Apply the laws of Earth and make it a victim

Of Proposition 187

When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens

I’ll damn thee like Judas of Iscariot

If you demote this mote remote to affiliate

It’s like taking ET’s custody from Elliot

Support your Lilliput, ‘cause simply put

Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

Do it

For the

Children

If not for yourself

Pluto

Is a

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