
haverholm
@haverholm@kbin.earth
I used to make comics. I know that because strangers would look at my work and immediately share their most excruciatingly banal experiences with me:
— that time a motorised wheelchair cut in front of them in the line at the supermarket;
— when the dentist pulled the wrong tooth and they tried to get a discount;
— eating off an apple and finding half a worm in it;
every anecdote rounded of with a triumphant "You should make a comic about that!"
Then I would take my 300 pages graphic novel out of their hands, both of us knowing full well they weren't going to buy it, and I'd smile politely, "Yeah, sure. Someday."
"Don't try to cheat me out of my royalties when you publish it," they would guffaw and walk away to grant comics creator status onto their next victim.
Nowadays I make work that feels even more truly like comics to me than that almost twenty years old graphic novel. Collage-y, abstract stuff that breaks all the rules just begging to be broken. Linear narrative is ashes settling in my trails, montage stretched thin and warping in new, interesting directions.
I teach comics techniques at a university level based in my current work. I even make an infrequent podcast talking to other avantgarde artists about their work in the same field.
Still, sometimes at night my subconscious whispers the truth in my ear: Nobody ever insists I turn their inane bullshit nonevents into comics these days, and while I am a happier, more balanced person as a result of that, I guess that means I don't make comics any longer after all.
- Comment on “He Was A F—ing Editor”: Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner And Ron Perlman Skewer ‘Star Trek: Nemesis’ Director 2 weeks ago:
It was always weird to me that, after 7 years playing Picard, as soon as they started making movies, Patrick Stewart's instinct was to play him as an action hero 🤦
All of that beach buggy stunt driving in Nemesis should have gone on the editing floor.
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, they went on their research expedition because apparently rumours about those weird transhumanist Swedes had already reached the Federation? Again, 18-20 years before "Q who"... The timeline is messed up, even before we consider time travel.
Edit: spelled "weird" weird.
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 3 weeks ago:
Don't forget Doctor Giger's Cellular Regeneration and Entertainment Chamber!
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 3 weeks ago:
Yyyyeahhhh... 😬 That's not exactly planned out.
Also, the idea that Borg are fine with other beings running around their ships as long as you don't point a phaser at them, or other aggressive gesturing I suppose. That's out the window by the time of VOY "Dark frontier", Janeway and Tuvok are carrying phaser rifles at the ready all around the Borg sphere.
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 3 weeks ago:
Frankly, I never saw the salamander thing as a real downside to transwarp 🦎
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 3 weeks ago:
What? It was explained that the church and the people in it were yanked from certain destruction in WWIII to Terralysium by the red angel. It is spelled out in the season arc.
You don't like Disco, fine. But your lack of attention to the story is not the show's fault.
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 3 weeks ago:
Scotty was simply that good at tweaking the engines. That, or the crew were just playing to Kirk's ego, pretending to go super fast à la "this amp goes to 11” while they trundled along at warp 7.
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 3 weeks ago:
I'm watching VOY at the moment, and it makes no sense how Seven of Nine's parents would have made contact with and been assimilated by the Borg, decades before Q threw the Enterprise-D across the galaxy to make (what we assumed to be) first contact with them.
In "Q who", meeting the Borg is portrayed like blood in the water — now they have learned of the Federation, they will not stop until you are assimilated. Except oh wait, they did assimilate those three humans several years before, so they would have already known about the Federation.
- Comment on Do I belong in tech anymore? - On quitting, the spread of AI, and the loss of an ideal. 1 month ago:
I was in a physical meeting where the other part cracked open their Windows laptop so we could go over documents together. Halfway in I noticed the microphone icon was on in the system bar.
Considering Microsoft and the state of Windows, I'm guessing the entire conversation is liable to be used as training data, and I would really have liked the option to nope the hell out in advance.