fjord_monkey
@fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com
- Comment on What was your first gaming computer or console? 1 week ago:
- Comment on Elon Musk fires back at Dems after Tim Walz’s AG appears to celebrate Brazil’s X ban 2 weeks ago:
X censors anything that hurts elon’s feelings. He just doesn’t like it when he’s not the one doing the censoring.
- Comment on Denmark wants to ban signal, telegram and all encrypted chat apps 2 weeks ago:
Denmark also banned a brand of instant ramen for being too spicy.
- Comment on Have you ever met a celebrity ? 2 weeks ago:
Billy Connolly
- Comment on What non-athletic event would you gold medal in ? 3 weeks ago:
Joint rolling. I’ve not actually rolled one in well over a decade, but I could take someone’s shitty ass unsmokable joint, remove the skin, and then turn it into a work of art while it was lit. I never met anyone who was as good at rolling spliffs in the entire time I smoked.
- Comment on Tiësto is playing in my home town but I can't go because I have children. 3 weeks ago:
I might be able to hear it from the balcony. It’s an open air concert. He’s supposed to come on in half an hour.
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- Comment on Godzilla 3 weeks ago:
Gyat-zilla
- Comment on Why do you not eat ass? 3 weeks ago:
I always get it from your mum.
- Comment on Why do you not eat ass? 3 weeks ago:
😂
- Comment on Why do you not eat ass? 4 weeks ago:
Fair enough.
- Comment on Why do you not eat ass? 4 weeks ago:
How do you know if you don’t try?
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to askhilariouschaos@hilariouschaos.com | 12 comments
- Comment on Do women like leftist men why or why not? 4 weeks ago:
Do you like leftist men?
- Comment on Do women like leftist men why or why not? 4 weeks ago:
I work for all women. The trick is having a big Wang, and being prepared to eat ass like its going out of fashion.
- Comment on Good morning beautiful 4 weeks ago:
Good morning beautiful 😍 ♥️❤️💖💓💕💞💋💋💋
- Comment on Most Brits would vote to rejoin EU – poll 4 weeks ago:
You do you. I’m still going to call it out when I see it.
- Comment on Most Brits would vote to rejoin EU – poll 4 weeks ago:
Don’t get your knickers in a twist, darling.
- Comment on Most Brits would vote to rejoin EU – poll 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Most Brits would vote to rejoin EU – poll 4 weeks ago:
Did a British person touch you on your bathing suit bits?
- Comment on Most Brits would vote to rejoin EU – poll 4 weeks ago:
1st: no shit! 2nd: you’re posting RT again. Stop it!
- Comment on What do people come to you for? 5 weeks ago:
My old man wisdom… Or just to lay some pipe.
- Comment on UK premier feuds with Musk over riots 5 weeks ago:
It isn’t the russian perspective, or factual. It’s specifically designed for “western consumption” and it’s only purpose is to manipulate people outside of Russia. Russia is very good at social engineering. They put a lot of effort and money into it. But the whole reason RT exists in many languages is that they want to influence people in those countries. It has no purpose other that to tell you and your countrymen what the Kremlin wants you and your countrymen to hear. It has nothing at all to do with “the russian perspective”.
- Comment on Hungary’s Orban says Russia stands to gain as ‘irrational’ West loses power 5 weeks ago:
Load of rubbish.
- Comment on UK premier feuds with Musk over riots 5 weeks ago:
Oh “the west” is not without their demons, for sure. It’s just a lesser of two evils thing. There are many aspects of both foreign and domestic policy that I’m highly critical of. The difference between the “west” and Russia is that I’m allowed to be critical of the government without being sent to a gulag/falling out of a window/being sent to soak up bullets in Ukraine.
You know I actually know quite a few Russians where I live and weirdly, none of them are too eager to return home. One colleague of mine told me that the border guards can confiscate his passport for any imperfections no matter how small and arrest him for trying to enter the country on a false passport.
He seemed convinced that the possibility is high enough that he said he wasn’t going to see his family until the war was over.
- Comment on What's a good job for someone with brain damage? [Serious] 5 weeks ago:
I’ve never actually had any dependencies, just poor impulse control. I’m slow to say no to people when they invite me to get wasted with them.
- Comment on UK premier feuds with Musk over riots 5 weeks ago:
Ok thanks for the clarification.
- Comment on UK premier feuds with Musk over riots 1 month ago:
They’re not indigenous in Britain. Now they’re pounding immigrants into the dirt.
- Comment on UK premier feuds with Musk over riots 1 month ago:
RT is literally a Russian propaganda machine.
- Comment on Quid Pro Quo – Now Iran Asks Russia for Air Defense Systems 1 month ago:
What would you have done differently?