fjord_monkey
@fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com
- Comment on I'm cleaning today 1 month ago:
I have 4 kids. I’m cleaning every day. It’s pretty much all I do.
- Comment on Cannabis legalization has led to a boom in potent forms of the drug that present new hazards for adolescents 1 month ago:
Can’t be worse than a waterfall.
- Comment on Donald Trump Sentenced in Business Records Case 1 month ago:
It’s easy for rich people to avoid consequences in a legal system which was built to protect them.
- Comment on LGBTQ liberals start arming themselves over baseless fear of being placed in 'concentration camps:' report 1 month ago:
A balanced diet refers to vegetables and grains and such not Oreos and candy.
- Comment on Does using Lemmy give you joy? 2 months ago:
No, it’s a distraction. Nothing more than that. It helps me to ignore the dumpster fire my life has become but joy would be a massive stretch.
- Comment on What drives You crazy ? 2 months ago:
The fact that Richard Allen was framed for the Delphi murder, which he was physically incapable of committing. All to cover for the white supremacist freemason drug dealer who was rattled out to the cops by one of the girls father.
- Comment on What drives You crazy ? 2 months ago:
In a sexual way or just an irritated way?
- Comment on If the last thing you ate is what defines you, then what defines you ? 2 months ago:
Ass
- Comment on Luigi Mangione pleads not guilty to N.Y. state charges in killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO 2 months ago:
Good man
- Comment on 41% of young voters say UnitedHealthcare CEO killing "acceptable": Poll 2 months ago:
And the other 59% don’t want to end up on a watchlist.
- Comment on What is the weirdest/ creepiest Christmas / birthday gift you've ever gotten? 2 months ago:
Not this one. I firmly believe it was assembled by 5 year old Uyghur children.
- Comment on What is the weirdest/ creepiest Christmas / birthday gift you've ever gotten? 2 months ago:
My kid got a “robot cat” from a grandparent. It had very dog like behaviour and occasionally barked. Clearly the Chinese factory that made it made very little effort converting their cheap crappy robot dog into a cheap crappy robot cat.
- Comment on Democrats Reject Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for Top Oversight Committee Post 2 months ago:
The same story has been reported by a number of papers. I’m just not sure why you would link to a breitbart article given the choice.
- Comment on Ammo vending machines come to US grocery stores 2 months ago:
Less problematic than some of the things you can buy from Japanese vending machines tbh.
- Comment on Democrats Reject Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for Top Oversight Committee Post 2 months ago:
Really? Breitbart?
- Comment on Are adults forgetting how to read? 2 months ago:
My iq has actually gone from 150 to 122 in the last 13 years. But I’m pretty sure it’s due to sleep apnea related oxygen deprivation.
- Comment on What is your greatest fear? 2 months ago:
Recent events have desensitized me to fear. I now know only annoyance and disdain.
- Comment on What clothing store are you most likely to be found in? 2 months ago:
An online one.
- Comment on The Murky Right-Wing Politics of the Alleged UHC Shooter 2 months ago:
He seems to have his head properly attached if you ask me. The tree of Liberty is thirsty.
- Comment on Suspect in UnitedHealthCare CEO shooting used fake ID and traveled by bus to New York, sources say 2 months ago:
Well i guess he got away. Oh well…
- Comment on NYPD Releases Maskless Photos of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s Killer 2 months ago:
Not the same guy
- Comment on Can you name five ways to serve potato? 2 months ago:
Baked, potatoes au gratin, as hash browns, raspeballer/pält, papas arrugadas, potato bread, tattie scones, wedges, tater tots, roast potatoes, fries/chips, chips/crisps, and finally fans of pineapple pizza will love this.
- Comment on What is Brain rot, the Oxford University 2024 word of the year? 2 months ago:
Posting this to HC is kinda meta.
- Comment on Which is worse, being fooled or being poor? 3 months ago:
Turns out the thing that was wrong with the blower was it’d rusted. Half a can of wd40 and some vigorous cleaning was enough to get it working again. As for the windows, it’s not a quick fix but it is at least free and easy. I just need to reattach the panes to the lifting mechanism. So hopefully the car is fully functional soon.
- Comment on Which is worse, being fooled or being poor? 3 months ago:
Poor. Without a doubt. I’m currently driving around in a 12 year old VW shitwagon with two non functional windows and a broken blower because I have to do all the work on it myself. I’m baking 5 loaves of bread a week because the price of bread has gone up to the point where I can no longer justify the expense. I have to fix appliances that should honestly be thrown out, and I have all but given up on eating fish and meat. Being poor is the absolute worst.
- Comment on What's the best present you've ever received or given? 3 months ago:
She is. Although with 4 kids we don’t really have a lot of time for musical things.
- Comment on What's the best present you've ever received or given? 3 months ago:
Digital piano.
- Comment on What if instead of a great conspiracy, everything was one great incompetence? 3 months ago:
I feel like it’s a giant incompetent conspiracy.
- Comment on Why am I so weird? 3 months ago:
Would you rather be a sheep?
- Comment on What's the best present you've ever received or given? 3 months ago:
I gave my fiance a Roland FP60X for her birthday. Best one I’ve received was my first child (born a couple of hours after my birthday).