fjord_monkey
@fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com
- Comment on What if instead of a great conspiracy, everything was one great incompetence? 17 hours ago:
I feel like it’s a giant incompetent conspiracy.
- Comment on Why am I so weird? 21 hours ago:
Would you rather be a sheep?
- Comment on What's the best present you've ever received or given? 22 hours ago:
I gave my fiance a Roland FP60X for her birthday. Best one I’ve received was my first child (born a couple of hours after my birthday).
- Comment on What advice would you give to someone half your age? 6 days ago:
Going out clubbing is a distraction from the emptiness inside. Brew your own beer and wine and share it at events you host. Board game night, dinner parties, film viewings, craft nights etc. Much more fulfilling and cheaper.
- Comment on What advice would you give to someone half your age? 6 days ago:
Don’t bother with university, learn a trade, have kids in your late twenties, live with your parents until you can buy a place.
- Comment on It's a beautiful day out 1 week ago:
I prefer when its cold, or sunny.
- Comment on It's a beautiful day out 1 week ago:
It snowed in Saudi Arabia yesterday, so don’t give up hope 😊
- Comment on It's a beautiful day out 1 week ago:
Doesn’t look like that this year. Just cloudy, grey, and windy.
- Comment on It's a beautiful day out 1 week ago:
- Comment on It's a beautiful day out 1 week ago:
I’m sitting in the Arctic listening to the rain which should be snow at this time of year. The climate is proper fucked. 10 years ago the temperature was consistently below freezing for most of October and all of November. Now it’s honestly pretty warm despite being a couple of weeks away from polar night.
- Comment on What would be the opening sentence of your autobiography? 2 weeks ago:
The names of the guilty have been changed to safeguard their identity.
- Comment on Spring & Autumn Master Race 3 weeks ago:
The only thing in that basket that’s harvested in spring is… The spring onions.
- Comment on North Korean troops seen being equipped in Russia ahead of likely deployment to Ukraine 4 weeks ago:
A whole 10 days worth of cannon fodder!
- Comment on CBS colleagues ‘scared to speak up’ for Jewish presenter caught in bias scandal 5 weeks ago:
Nah I’m so left I would make AOC smell of fish. But I haven’t met a Palestinian who was reasonable. My kid has two Palestinian classmates and they’re both dicks. I am the sort of person to choose sides and specifically going after families and murdering children puts you firmly in the “them” category. So yeah I’m not shedding a tear over gaza.
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
So god’s plan:
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Make the universe
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fill it with compassionate creatures
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make them suffer unimaginable torment, needlessly
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only grant them entry to a less shitty existence if they learn to appreciate the abuse. Otherwise extend their torment for eternity.
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profit
Am I missing anything?
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- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
No need to be so sour
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
Tranny implies the switching of genders. This is more like muting the volume instead of changing channels.
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
Meh old people are pretty much genderless. If she had tits she could probably stuff them into her socks at that point.
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
Do you know how unhinged that sounds to someone who grew up without religion? Do you give your pets regular beatings to cleanse their soul? Put gravel in your kids shoes so they’ll become a good person? Self flagellation doesn’t make you a good person, it makes you insane (or kinky I guess ). Punishing someone for their imperfections doesn’t make you loving, it makes you an asshole. Please explain why allowing someone to die slowly from cancer while vomiting their guts out from the chemo makes god a cool dude?
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
Well I haven’t seen her genitalia, so I wouldn’t know. But clearly you’ve seen so can I assume you dug her up for a poke?
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
Nah I’m saying that if a parent subjected their kids to these trials of faith, CPS would remove their kids before you could say pedophile priest. If there is a god (massive if), then god’s abusive and unworthy of acknowledgement let alone worship. If a being so powerful as to be able to create a universe from nothing with a snap of their fingers allows suffering to happen in their creation, then torture is the point of the system. Not cool. Either god’s an asshole or he doesn’t exist.
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
Your dad didn’t think that, while I was fisting him.
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
Go on, suck some girl dick! You might like it 😉
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
Your not a man til You’ve shagged a tran!
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
Aren’t most people in Finland atheist? At least according to Wikipedia it’s around 55%.
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
SV. Rødt are a bunch of idealistic idiots, Senterparti don’t understand that policies favouring agrarianism don’t benefit the country in the grand scheme of things, arbeiderparti have sold out the working class, høyre and Frp are doing their best to turn Norway into the USA, venstre is responsible for privatising the rail network, green is not realistic, and KrF… Just no. Although none of the parties agree with my stance that Norway should have enough nuclear weapons to turn the entire Eurasian continent into a glowing lake. But Sosialistisk Venstreparti is the closest for most policies.
- Comment on The Birth of Atheism 1 month ago:
Pretty sure it has more to do with stuff like this
- Comment on What was your first gaming computer or console? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Elon Musk fires back at Dems after Tim Walz’s AG appears to celebrate Brazil’s X ban 2 months ago:
X censors anything that hurts elon’s feelings. He just doesn’t like it when he’s not the one doing the censoring.
- Comment on Denmark wants to ban signal, telegram and all encrypted chat apps 2 months ago:
Denmark also banned a brand of instant ramen for being too spicy.
