EmptySlime

@EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It appears to be called Takopi from the manga Takopi’s Original Sin. I see a book for it and the first things I notice are the tagline “Time travel can’t heal all wounds,” and that it’s listed in the dystopian, horror, and sci-fi lists. Okay yeah I feel like I’ve got a pretty good grasp of what goes on here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kujirai <3⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Being entirely oblivious mostly. I make shonen anime protagonists and lesbian stereotypes look like love gurus by comparison. I am so dense my sexuality actually collapsed into a black hole and that’s why I’m asexual.

  I missed my wife trying no less than 6 times in one day to get me to come to bed with her. A little while later I noticed her go to the bedroom and thought “Oh sweet, she hasn’t gone to sleep yet. Maybe I can get some snuggles.” I was then delivered an ultimatum. I either get fucking, or fucking get. I blue-screened so hard I apparently just closed the door and left. I don’t actually remember what happened in that moment. That’s how hard my brain broke.

  Luckily when she eventually was done and came out to tell me it was safe she was laughing her ass off. Apparently my look of utter confusion and bewilderment was something to behold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HAVE A NICE DAY⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I also keep ≪Existential Dread≫ in my closet. How did you know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does this qualify as such?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A bunch of comments going for the “why would you buy toilet paper that already has shit on it” route, but I can’t believe nobody went for calling this a shit(tickets) post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh Eternity I think it’s called? Maybe I’ll give Voyager a try.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine is supposed to. Idk why it doesn’t sometimes. It’s only supposed to not be blurred if I’m scrolling inside an NSFW community. I’m pretty sure all the posts it’s happened with have been properly marked NSFW. But multiple times I’ve gotten jumpscared with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah so far I’ve blocked a handful of furry pages and like 1 or 2 just plain old gay ones. Basically I barely want to acknowledge the existence of my own penis. So if I’m scrolling and a post suddenly jumpscares me with a face full of cock, I block.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile I mostly browse All and running into the porn is how I know I’ve scrolled too deep. Such a variety of experience this place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orange flavored recession is superior to the DeMoNCRaTs!!!1!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is actually! Iirc there’s a pinned post about the takeover and change to being a satire community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I really need these games ported to Steam. What do y'all have on your lists?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nine a winner. Pay the front line, take the don’ts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta claims torrenting pirated books isn’t illegal without proof of seeding⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In group and out group baybee!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AT&T Pouts, Pulls Home 5G Service From NY State Over Law Requiring It Provide $15 To Poor People⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I find this funny because where I live in Western NY they didn’t even offer service. I’ve been stuck with Spectrum for years. Especially infuriating was another fiber provider came into my neighborhood and one asshole refused to give them an easement to access the pole on their property so literally my block is one of the only spots in my neighborhood they don’t have service. I want to drop Spectrum so bad but they’re pretty much the only provider in my area.