satans_crackpipe

@satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit Falls Short of Ad Growth Targets Ahead of Likely 2024 IPO⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When did discord become useful?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Merry ChristmaX⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be pissed if I got a 10/100 catalyst switch too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To prevent mashed potatoes from being gummy, boil the potatoes whole.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Adjusting an early process to compensate for faulty processes further into cooking isn’t the right answer. I always cut potatoes before boiling. They never turned out gummy and lots of paying customers agreed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it all along!⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That would require multiple monitors and rave music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Substack says it will not remove or demonetize Nazi content⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Money is the only vote that matters. Avoid the Nazi bar. Don’t give them ad revenue or search engine relevance (for what that’s worth anymore).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some helpful resources to learn to touch type on smartphones?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  I guess I have to block this community because the name is a lie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful when you go for a pee⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinda rude to take out the pisser.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this monstrosity?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Heavy duty blood sugar requires heavy duty vehicles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Electrician job⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Current is what kills the heart. AC is more dangerous and it can cause ventricular fibrillation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord is on a quest to become a better messaging app⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that chiropractors are not medical doctors and "Systematic reviews... have found no evidence that chiropractic manipulation is effective"⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have spinal or neck pain, see a licensed physiotherapist. If you have a toothache, do you go to a toothiologist to have your teeth punched? Or do you go to a doctor of dental medicine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE DAY HATH COME⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The cheeky cunt! I hope she enjoys suffering. I’ve heard it’s beautiful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New enshittification just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just learned a new word, did we?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bride to be discovers a reality bending mistake in Apple's computational photography⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop posting apple advertisments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit updates look after rough 6 months and ahead of reported IPO⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m really happy this exists. Thank you for sharing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE DAY HATH COME⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where is mother Theresa?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Study shows that inoculating soil with mycorrhizal fungi can increase plant yield by by up to 40%⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I get the reference and I’m glad it came from scrolling lemmy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI's reported 'superintelligence' breakthrough is so big it nearly destroyed the company, and ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What are these con artists up to? And why are so many people self replicating the propaganda?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing pulls its iMessage app from the Play Store following privacy disaster⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used PayPal in the early 2000’s and never had to provide banking credentials to move money in or out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speediest little fella.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Without mass you have to occupy parts of time and possibly gravity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google originally did not want to make any money from Android's app store⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard Google was a non-profit and they care about us very much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft won’t let you close OneDrive on Windows until you explain yourself⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess what else it’s doing without asking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Aliens did a little trolling⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Human race 💪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orcas sink another boat in Europe after a nearly hour-long attack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was smaller boats and not the super yachts we’re fantasizing about being sunk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X is reportedly selling inactive usernames for $50,000 — The move is the platform’s latest attempt to raise revenue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This reads more like “twitter.com is reportedly attempting to sell dusty office furniture”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish Duke told he has to shorten his daughter's 25-word long name⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Useless celebrities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft develops ultra durable glass plates that can store several TBs of data for 10000 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Can they work on the 30 year old code base supporting OneDrive first? How the fuck are we supposed to willingly put our personal data up for ransom through that service?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung joins Google in RCS shaming Apple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry I forgot to actually respond by mentioning the snotty attitude of apple users and their willingness to repeat off the wall technobabble advertisements.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung joins Google in RCS shaming Apple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Macintosh phone and laptop are not appropriate. I understand people are free to piss their money away as they wish. But I truly believe iLegacyTech and that absolutely brain damaged touchbar are holding back what could be otherwise productive desktop OS users. Also, it take over five years for apple to fix an emergency dialer unlock bug. It might still be there but I don’t care anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung joins Google in RCS shaming Apple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple users are absolute shitheels. And that’s why I’ll continue releasing bugs I find into the wild.