Blumpkinhead
@Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world
- Comment on What do you do if you encounter a skunk? 1 week ago:
Skunks are pretty chill. Just leave them be, and they should leave you alone. I like to carry a small pocket flashlight when I walk my dog at night to scare off coyotes and skunks before we get too close to each other.
- Comment on What is a metaphor you like in your language? 1 month ago:
Brb, I gotta go take a Brontosaurus.
- Comment on Anyone ever look at pictures of themselves as a child and feel no connection to them? 1 month ago:
I don’t intend this to be flippant, but have you considered therapy to talk about why you feel this way?
- Comment on If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him? 5 months ago:
“Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”