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Yeah I’m sure the board told him to publicly disparage WP Engine and then get in a multiyear dick-wagging contest with anyone who disagrees with him.

Motherfucker you know the extra T in AutoMATTic is him, right?

It’s possible to be the owner and founder of a company and, over the course of time, sell enough of your share of a company to be beholden to a board of minority owners/investors, right?

He’s absolutely the main antagonist, not a “fall guy” or “the face.”

I’m a sucker for day-in-the-life episodes so the first ones that come to mind are:

• TNG S04E11 "Data’s Day"
• TNG S07E15 “Lower Decks”

Then there’s the disaster episodes:

• TNG S05E05 "Disaster"
• TNG S05E18 “Cause and Effect”

Scotty gave some 1980s rando the formula to fabricate transparent aluminum. He gives exactly zero fucks about the time cops.

The Holodeck is for porn.

Scotty uses the Nexus to return to the Enterprise B, replaced himself at that point in time, and then messes with the navigation system to avoid the Dyson Sphere entirely (saving his friend).

I made a few jugs of apple wine by pitching gallons of apple cider in the end table under my TV, (plastic) bottle conditioning and forgetting about them for a while.

Huge alcohol content, decent taste, nightmarish poops.

You win.