Use to happen at the gym lol

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• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Name three women who trust you.

  Best response I ever heard to give to this question.

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  • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    👌💯🤣

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And if they did? You just showed you’re within the game. Best to not engage.

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• MrFloppy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Smells like teen spirit.” Not the best pick up line, to a girl with “Nirvana” shirt.

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  • ShadyGrove@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably better than “Rape Me” at least?

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    • MrFloppy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know, you’re right.

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  • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤣

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• FireTower@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s why you’ve gotta wear the shirts of fictional bands. All the juice of being the person who seems like they’ve got good taste in music with none of the squeeze of talking to strangers.

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  • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then ask them to name 3 songs lol

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