UwU They don't pay you enough not to enjoy yourself

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  prime opportunity to utilize the word “cock”, if I’m honest.

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They’re paying you less so you have to work more and can’t enjoy yourself.

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• TurboDiesel@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cleaning the flat top was like the only satisfying part of working in a kitchen.

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• GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those are some swollen as fuck balls. Ready to burst a monster nut.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that one of them canned drinks some people never shut up about?

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, an old hack: press cold cock & balls on a hot grill & the grease will stick to it instantly. Just rinse the genitals & repeat the process until the grill is as clean as Spongebobs grill & spongepenis.

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• PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eggs are going to stick to that.

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• Iapar@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who do you UwU, bitch?

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  • alphanerd4@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    peen

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