Gonna need more butter flavored oil for this one
Hear me out
Submitted 8 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Bristle1744@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Stick a coated finger up there first to check if you’re allergic.
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Redpill lifehack: Cut a hole in the bottom of a bucket to put your dick in, so your partner would occasionally find it.
Castrate results: After being uncomfortable in hot oily sharp corn nuggets, watch your partner grabbing corn without looking and trying to detach that smooth one that stuck onto something.
InvestBurnout@fedia.io 8 months ago
Let him cook...
paddirn@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Mmmm, glazed popcorn.
tygerprints@kbin.social 8 months ago
Hey, I ordered one o' those! And it cost me $85 online!! I figured when else will i get a deal on a metal popcorn bucket with a fleshlight attachment?
But the bucket is metal so, you'll need your light saber to make a hole for your dick in the bottom of it.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Kernel or Colonel?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Instructions unclear. Sandworm popcorn bucket stuck up ass.
THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Wow how did you manage that my guy ?
Im_old@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He’s a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
The instructions were unclear.
iiGxC@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
No no no you’re thinking of “fucking popcorn buckets” it’s a subtle but important dfference.
On the bright side, now if someone fucks your ass they also fuck the popcorn bucket. You can advertise it as a 2-for-1 special