I wonder if the aliens are as amused / shocked by what goes on in Florida as we are

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• PoastRotato@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve always just assumed our particular corner of space is considered the “Florida” of the universe

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  • NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This fight here, am alien can confirm

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  • thirteene@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve heard the theory that aliens avoid earth because they think we consume oxygen by choice which is poisonous to life so that we can generate biological fire. Seems improbable but it’s fun to think we are excluded for appearing insane.

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• insufferableninja@lemdro.id ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bro, you can’t call them aliens anymore

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  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Non-earthicans

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• slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then the look at Australia and are like what is going on with this planet?

  Let’s make a hyperlane highway through this part of space.

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  • TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

    I wonder if it will be friends with me?

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    • kholby@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ever think about being a plant? You could live in a pot.

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• fubbernuckin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder if the aliens don’t come here because we’re just like a bunch of weird hillbillies in the woods with shotguns.

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• Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes

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