Japan to launch world’s first wooden satellite to combat space pollution

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• Ferris@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Surely it’ll be powered by wood and have wooden circuitry and it’ll be super efficient to launch because they’ve figured out how to harness the power of wood popping as it burns. I can’t wait to see the wooden solar panels. Good thing there’s so much oxygen in space. This stuff doesn’t usually make it to the surface on reentry anyway, right?

  I wonder if this is a real article. I don’t want to read it, but I wonder.

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  • NoneOfUrBusiness@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This stuff doesn’t usually make it to the surface on reentry anyway, right?

    I'm not sure myself, but anyway that's not the problem they're trying to solve. Apparently the aluminum in normal satellites causes issues with the ozone layer.

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    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thats the one problem we know of. We know very little about the effects of burning anything at high altitude, including wood.

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  • skeezix@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s real. they’re carving it as we speak.

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They found a stump near the launch site and strapped it to a rocket

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• Rapidcreek@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If any aliens find that it’ll surely be a WTF moment

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• TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me imagining a balsa wood satellite floating up above.

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• Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I woodent believe it I was you.

  Timber Ton, is going to make a film about it.

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